So here is the first steps of the itinerary for getting to Bavaria and killing cancer along the way.
6.30 pm
Leave London and head for Folkestone.
8.30 pm
Arrive in Folkestone and go through the Eurotunnel to Calais. The price for taking the great metal worm under the sea is just 80 pounds. That is only 20 quid a person ie. pretty cheap.
Buy tickets online at the Eurotunnel website.
10 pm
You will be disgorged by the submarine/terranean train in the lovely Calais. From here we will head to a quiet village that is certainly not expecting a rally to turn up on its doorstep.
11 pm
Unpack cars and head to a bar. Or straight to bed if you’ve had a tiring day and simply too too too tired. Expect to be stabbed in your bed if you take the latter option.
And now we’re on the road.
