The Kill Cancer Death Rally

I try my hardest to conjour up the right level of sadness, pity, fun and fear to make sure that as many folks as possible join the KCDR. I attempt to communicate quite how much I want to raise money for Cancer Research UK. I call, mail and cajole to generate electricity about this kick-ass rally.

So I wonder whether this blog is the right forum for this gag but…….

Q: Why are cancer sufferers so good at skateboarding?

A: ‘Cos they’re so fuckin’ sick, dude.

Shall I tell you who else is good at skateboarding: Rodney Mullens.

Though he would be less good if he got cancer. So get giving.